THE EMPLOYEES



Holy Hot Tamale
1997

Recorded 1997
Farmhouse Studio - Howard, Pennsylvania
Words and music by Tylor Durand, Justin Ferren and Mark Shepherd
Engineered by Tylor Durand and Mark Shepherd
Photos by Tylor Durand


90 Miles To Go

Ninety miles to go
Driving through the snow
Ninety miles to go
Well I'm driving through the snow

Twenty minutes later
She looks over to me
Twenty minutes later
She says to me

I don't think I can do this anymore
I don't think I can do this anymore

Well open up your door
Let yourself ride
Well open up your door
Let yourself ride

Ninety miles left on the turnpike

Ninety miles to go
And I'm asking myself
Where she gonna go

Tylor Durand: Vocal / Drums / Banjo
Justin Ferren: Bass
Mark Shepherd: Electric guitar


All The Drinking

All the drinking in the world
Could not bring you back to me
In the middle of the night
Do you sit and think of me

Well the curtain swings away
To show thinkgs I've never seen
Places that I've never been
Does it have to be this way

Tylor Durand: Vocal / Acoustic guitar
Justin Ferren: Banjo
Mark Shepherd: Bass


Barrel Full Of Jelly

Tylor Durand: Electric guitar
Justin Ferren: Drums
Mark Shepherd: Bass


Cowboy

Saddle up
Feed them pigs
It's time for a Pennsyltucky shoot out

Cowboy
Cowboy
You better get down to the rodeo
Cowboy
Cause I saw your girl down there
Riding another man's horse

Cowboy
Cowboy
You better load up your six shooter
Cowboy
That horse she was riding
So cowboy
Comeon there boy

Tylor Durand: Electric guitar / Drums / Bass
Justin Ferren: Vocal / Electric guitar
Mark Shepherd: Electric guitar / Shotgun


DJ Cornmuffin

How you doin out there
This is DJ Cornmuffin
With my main man French Toast
Oh yeah comin right at ya with Mister Fruit Punch
Alright homies
All you motherfuckers out there
You cow fuckers
Let's get this party started
Whoa buddy
Coming straight down the turnpike
Yeah you know the one
You know who I'm talkin about
Come on down
Got Fruit Punch on his ice cream
Put butter on my bagel
Cause I likre to eat big
Raisins in my muffin and my face is real big
Orange juice in my hair
I don't care
Yeah alright
Cause I'm so white
I got strawberries in my hair
Cause I'm Italian
Yeah
Cause he's Italian
I got more wraps then cellophane
Cellophane on top of my brain
Oh yeah motherfucker
I'm a cow poker
I got flavor
I'll hit you with a wet noodle coming up the side
Sloppy sloppy joe on my head
I don't care
If I wake up dead
Loving it loud baby
Cause we're lovin it loud

I'm gonna pick a picker polka
Get 'em Peter Pipper pick a pickle
Pickle peppers
Thanks you all the women in the house say yeah
Huh what?

Tylor Durand: DJ Cornmufin / Drums
Justin Ferren: DJ French Toast / Electric guitar
Mark Shepherd: Mister Fruit Punch / Turntables


Filegate 2000

Tylor Durand: Electric guitar
Justin Ferren: Drums
Mark Shepherd: Bass


Get My Pig Honey

Yeehaw!

Tylor Durand: Acoustic guitar / Drums / Percussion
Justin Ferren: Banjo / Percussion
Mark Shepherd: Bass / Percussion


Gimmie All Your Money

Tylor Durand: Drums
Justin Ferren: Electric guitar
Mark Shepherd: Bass


Hammerhead

Tylor Durand: Drums
Justin Ferren: Bass
Mark Shepherd: Electric guitar


Improvisation 1

Tylor Durand: Electric guitar
Justin Ferren: Drums
Mark Shepherd: Bass


Improvisation 2

Tylor Durand: Electric guitar
Justin Ferren: Drums
Mark Shepherd: Bass


Improvisation 3

Tylor Durand: Drums
Justin Ferren: Electric guitar
Mark Shepherd: Bass


Improvisation 4

Tylor Durand: Drums
Justin Ferren: Electric guitar
Mark Shepherd: Bass


Improvisation 5

Tylor Durand: Drums
Justin Ferren: Electric guitar
Mark Shepherd: Bass


The Jim Morrison Poetry Hour

Tylor Durand: "Plus Tax"
Justin Ferren: Jim Morrison
Mark Shepherd: Drums


Johnny's House Of Shit

Welcome to Johnny's House Of Shit!

Tylor Durand: Frankie
Justin Ferren: Freddie
Mark Shepherd: Johnny


Lamont You Big Dummy

Lamont you big dummy

Tylor Durand: Vocal / Drums / Bass
Justin Ferren: Electric guitar / Percusion
Mark Shepherd: Percussion


Name This One

Tylor Durand: Drums / Percussion
Justin Ferren: Electric guitar / Bass
Mark Shepherd: BPercusion


Packing

Packing
To the place where I come from
Watching and waiting
For you to come
Blowing is the wind
In my home
Rustling and whaling
My homesick moan
Come back
We are here
Here to stay
Welcome to the place you knew one day

Tylor Durand: Drums
Justin Ferren: Banjo / 12-String acoustic guitar
Mark Shepherd: Vocal / Acoustic guitar / Bass


R2 & 3PO

Tylor Durand: C3PO
Justin Ferren: R2D2


Roll On (Demo)

Roll on beautiful
You just take your time
Ride the lonley road
You're just wasting mine

Well you won't be around anymore
No you won't be around anymore

Too many days gone by
To sit around and wonder
Leave it alone just try
You're giving it all to another

Well you won't be around anymore
No you won't be around anymore

Tylor Durand: Vocal / Electric guitar
Justin Ferren: Drums
Mark Shepherd: Bass


Roll On

Roll on beautiful
You just take your time
Ride the lonley road
You're just wasting mine

Well you won't be around anymore
No you won't be around anymore

Too many days gone by
To sit around and wonder
Leave it alone just try
You're giving it all to another

Well you won't be around anymore
No you won't be around anymore

Tylor Durand: Vocal / Electric guitar
Justin Ferren: Vocal / 12-String acoustic guitar / Electric guitar / Drums
Mark Shepherd: Bass


Saucycheese

Tylor Durand: Saucycheese
Justin Ferren: Saucycheese
Mark Shepherd: Saucycheese


The Chorus Song

Tylor Durand: Vocal / Electric guitar / Drums
Justin Ferren: Vocal
Mark Shepherd: Vocal / Bass


Toledo 5-O

Tylor Durand: Drums
Justin Ferren: Bass
Mark Shepherd: Electric guitar


Toledo, Missouri

Tylor Durand: Acoustic guitar
Justin Ferren: Banjo
Mark Shepherd: Bass


Traveling Down The Road

Rustling the steers
Drinking some beers
Ain't got no laws
When I'm traveling on down the road

Digging some gold
Before I grow old
The fool has just won
Now he's traveling on down the road

Survivors are few
If they are like you
Your time has just come
To be traveling on down the road

The cattle is cheap
If you like your meat
To be packaged in cars
That are traveling on down the road

The sheriff appears
Ain't been seen in years
Got shot by a skunk
Who was traveling back up the road

Tylor Durand: Electric guitar / Drums
Justin Ferren: Acoustic guitar / Electic guitar
Mark Shepherd: Vocal / Bass


Where's The Bathroom?

Tylor Durand: Drums
Justin Ferren: Electric guitar
Mark Shepherd: Bass

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